MonkeyBOY

The monkeyboy affirms his manliness on a daily basis. He cannot multitask unless it involves junk food, video games or sports. Honestly, he's completely hopeless. If I ask him to wash dishes, I should also stipulate that he needs to use soap and a scrub brush. If he's to rinse the dishes I must remind him he's to use water to do so, oh and do not interrupt him otherwise the lousy dish washing job he's doing gets delayed like a bill for tax cuts in Congress. However any sports game he watches, he not only visualizes the play, but he can simultaneously comment on it and also on the ticker updates passing across the screen quicker than a congressional pay raise. The grime on dishes however eludes him.