The peach pit was making verbal notes of ladies swim suits, particularly that many of the two piece variety are barely better than wearing your underwear in public.
Well not thermal underwear, but you get the picture.
For the record, we have not had any sit down discussions about what garments are and are not appropriate to wear, except for church and mass going attire:
-no flips
- no cutoff shorts
- no shorts (unless it's daily mass)
- no shirts with stains
- no clothes with holes (This one was established because Monkeyboy tried to get the priest to bless the hole in his sock. This was when he was 10 not when he was oh 6 and it would be understandable. A proud IP moment indeed.)
- no tank tops
But I digress, so back to the Peach and swimwear: She said, "Some of those swimsuits women wear are so tiny! Mom, they barely cover up their (hands gesticulating to her chest) dimples."
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