For my anniversary

he gave me a sleepless night. Really?!?!

Thanks a bunch! No really Jesus, you shouldn't have. 

Not that I'm saying we're friends, 'cause recent events really make me suspicious. But seriously, is it any wonder you don't have friends?

Grow where you're planted.

These were words spoken by Mother Teresa to a philanthropist with a restless heart taken from Archbishop Jose Gomez's Baccalaureate Address at USC

The entire transcript can be found here. Here's an excerpt:

You are in this world for a reason! God has a plan for each one of your lives. He has something that he wants you to do. Wherever find yourself "planted," wherever you find yourself in this life, you must seek God's will for you.
Wherever you find yourself, remember: God loves each one of you very dearly -- as if there were no one else in the whole wide world but you.
Sometimes I think this is the hardest thing for people to believe in -- God's personal love for us. We think that this world is so big, that the universe is so vast -- how can God possibly care about every one?
But he does, my friends! God cares for you very deeply.

Don't drink the Holy water!!!

Seriously!

I actually had to say that last night with (oh, no not MY kids, shocking I know) with the PSR kids. I can't believe I actually had to say, 'Don't drink the Holy water'.

Seriously, come on now.

You eat somebody's peanut butter and jelly sandwich and there's a high price to pay

Then he got creative and lowered the bounty

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